So, while we're away...

One problem with being gone for so long (or so short depending on how we actually stay away), is taking care of things that we'd normally be home for. For instance, we could stop our mail, but the post office only allows us to do that for 30 days. Now, I'm not saying that we'll be gone for 30 days, but if we are, what would we do?

Fortunately, this problem has been solved. Our nephew, Jason, and a friend of his will be working in the area over the summer and plan on living here. That takes care of the mail issue, the feeding of the fish problem, the mowing the lawn problem, and other assorted things that may come up.

So, while we're away, there are a few things that Jason needs to be aware of:

1. The toilets in this house tend to overflow every now and then.

Should this happen while we're away, please use the old towels we leave you, and make good use of the plungers in each bathroom.

2. If you're not careful, the bathtub will clog and water will seep down into our walls.

When you take a shower, please make sure you do not have the water shooting out at full blast; otherwise, you will end up standing in a puddle of water. Also, please make sure the shower curtain is fully closed and pressed up against the wall. Though we meant to install a new tub and surround this year, we simply couldn't afford it. Sorry, dude.

3. The toaster should remain unplugged at all times, unless you're actually making toast.

Really? Do I have to explain this one?

As other items crop up, I'll be sure to let Jason know about them. Until then, this is a good start.

P.S.  Jason: Abe wanted me to remind you to please clean up your beard shavings after grooming. Should you not have a beard next summer, please disregard this P.S.